May 2013
gnuliet:
hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
nikaalexandra:
do you ever hear someone’s name and just
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind,...
– Will Smith (via stay-ocean-minded)
internetexplorers:
if you try to call me “sweetie” or “honey” or “sweetheart” when we’re arguing may god help you because i will actually scratch your face off
that-kid-from-london:
ablogwithoutpants:
impalas-wings:
pizz4s:
if you and your best friend don’t have those small gay moments i can tell you that your friendship is gonna end soon
… small gay moments?
we’re about an inch away from hot lesbian sex in the hallways
if the whole school doesn’t think you and your best friend are fucking you’re doing it wrong
me and sam
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
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Amidst my troubles, I was presented with some life-changing opportunities. I guess things aren’t that bad after all.
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teacher: what happened? you've never failed. i'm disappointed in you, you don't even hand in work anymore.
me: sorry.
parents: you don't appreciate anything.
me: sorry.
friends: you're too depressing.
me: sorry.
ex: i never could really love you.
me: sorry.
mother: have you gained weight?
me: i don't know, sorry..
everyone: stop being anti-social, stop being lazy, stop screwing around, grow up, stop attention seeking, stop bitching, stop, stop, stop.
me: sorry....